What is wrong with the Eagles?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I don't ask for much. I don't. A decent looking football team is NOT much to ask for.

So why, do we suck so much? Why are suddenly on the outside looking in? No, not the super bowl, but the playoffs.

Andy Reid has really got something wrong with him. As Big Daddy Graham says: "Maybe it is his diet. Maybe instead of seeing plays he is seeing double bacon cheeseburgers?"

Yet, I sit here and ponder, while munching on my Nature Valley Oats 'n Honey bar, what is the real reason for the Eagles horrendous performance?

It all boils down to this: The Eagles do not want to pay Running Back Brian Westbrook, therefore they are deflating his stats. You don't have to be John Clayton or Sal Palantonio to figure this one out. The Eagles are a company, they want profits while minimizing expenses. Westbrook is making a million dollars and change this year, that is insulting for a running back of his magnitude. The Eagles finally realized this and offered him a better deal which apparently is acceptable and will be finalized Friday.

However, one interesting note, I noticed over the past couple of weeks, how similar Andy Reid's playcalling is to my 6 year old brother's playcalling. My brother, Ori, is a huge madden kid. He probably can beat any one of you foolish enough to play against him. He has mastered the McNabb pass to a streaking Owens play. Oddly, enough, his offensive drives are eeriely similar to the actual Eagles in an actual game. Pass, Playaction Pass, Pass again, Punt (or in my brother's case: Bomb down field to Owens.) My brother, too, hates to run the ball. Maybe he should become Andy Reid's protege, and they can play Madden together and discuss McNabb passing plays.

Of course, then, Andy Reid would gain back whatever weight he lost, cause my mom makes unbelievable food.

Just a thought....

Speaking of my mother's awesomely delicious food, Look who is running for President! He has got my vote for sure! His house building quote is very very compelling and empowering! I LOVE IT!



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